Spongebob is so square it’s no wonder he wears clean underwear.
He makes the meanest Krabby patties in the sea,
With one bite you’ll jump and say “Ahoy Matties!”
He is always so cheerful that it’s now wonder he can be so fearful.
He enjoys the taste of jelly
Rumor is he dates a girl named Kelly.
He is so mellow when he’s yellow.
Spongebob is so funny that he makes Mr. Krabs big money.